Memo to Brett Favre...

...fuck you, buddy. Nobody cares about your stupid problems. The fact that the national media (ok, ESPN) has done nothing more than get down on their knees and fellatiate (is that a word?) you and Yankee Stadium the last few weeks is disgusting enough, but now the fact that you're adding to it by complaining to said media about the mistreatment you've been receiving from the Peckers, er, Packers is enough to warrant a stick in the eye. I was ready to give you the credit that you actually do deserve when you retired and I was ready to call you one of the top 5 greatest quarterbacks of all time, but you need to go away. I don't give two shits who you play for next year whether it be the Packers, the Bears, the Toronto Argonauts, the Rhine Fire, the Philadelphia Soul, or the frickin New York/New Jersey Metrostars, just go the hell away...and stay out of Denver.

Love,
Anthony