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Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts
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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Aggregate 2: The Attack of the Clones

For those of you who haven’t read Moneyball, an extremely entertaining book about exploiting market inefficiencies (who knew economics could be fun?), there is a moment where William Beane talks about replacing players. Now baseball traditionalism, an autonomous collective governed by an anonymous panel of insiders, much like that movie Skulls or the American government (was that too scathing for a sports blog?), suggests that when you trade a player, who does perchance exceed your payroll expectations, said player should parlay into a player of equal or better value in return (run-on sentence?). In other words/lay man’s terms, if you trade some dude, the (main) dude you get back, should be, like, good and stuff. William says this is not the case. Rather, the aggregate should replace the traded player.

To use the Star Trek model, we’ll take an example then an analogy… The Cleveland Native Americans trade Carsten Charles Sabathia. Trading a very good pitcher, whose value was boosted by a bullshit award based on wins, should net you something valuable in return, no? Enter his almighty Matt Laporta. The guy can frickin’ hit (career .285/.382./577 in the minors), but how can his mere 210 lbs. replace Sabathia’s 670 lbs. of Cy Young-winning fastball? Well…there were some other people involved—namely Zach Jackson (a #5 starter or a long reliever), Rob Bryson (reliever with 11.45 K/9 in the minors, who could become the overvalued “closer”), and a player to be named later. Of the rumored four PTBNLs, two have been made public—Michael Brantley (CF with a .399 career OBP in the minors) and Taylor Green (a slugging 3rd basemen, who would become a Jeff Kent type 2nd basemen). When you put Laporta, Jackson, Bryson and Brantley or Green together, does not the total, the aggregate, replace monsieur Carsten Sabathia? 4 average-to-decent players for one very good player. For Star Trek fans, it’s like a math problem. You’ve got 10 and you trade 10 for 5+3+3+4. 5 isn’t better than 10, but 5+3+3+4=15. 15>10. I took collegiate mathematics. The aggregate of 15 is more valuable than the singularity of 10.

Now, after that painstaking, protracted preface, we come to my true subject—Matt Holliday. The guy probably won’t take the hometown discount; he’s probably looking for a huge contract—and for good reason. The most valuable left fielder in baseball should be paid a lot of money. His 5+ years/$100 mil+, however, is out of the Rockies price range. Hence, that contract, which expires at the end of 2009, will only help the Rockies, in their business endeavors, for so long. In our milieu, sport is a business and wins are its currency.

How many wins can we extract from Holliday? Well, I, the preeminent authority on all of existence, am here to tell you. Just joking—my theory is that Holliday will win us more games if he is not a Rockie. Confusing? Heck, frickin’ yes.

Back to the aggregate, which was my subject about 80 paragraphs ago—Holliday will leave the Rockies. It's inevitable. It’s about time we got something good for him instead of watching him walk away—just walk away with your lives.

Adam Dunn is but 28-years of oldness. He is approximately 2 months older than Holliday. He is approximately .004 worse than Holliday in terms of career EqA. Ergo, he is approximately not much worse than Holliday at hitting. But he approximately seems much worse because of Holliday’s batting average. Dunn also will, in free agency, be valued approximately as much as Holliday is in his current contract ($9.5 mil/yr). So… if you trade Holliday, and sign Dunn for about 4 years (up to his dropoff in production years—32+), you get good prospects for Holliday and you pay about the same price for his replacement. Yes, Dunn is a lesser fielder. And, yes, Dunn is a slightly lesser hitter. But does not the aggregate replace Holliday? For Holliday you could get ace starting pitchers, great hitters, lockdown relievers, whatever. And, on top of that, you still have Dunn getting on base at a .380 clip, hitting 40 homers, and, for you situational hitting enthusiasts, posting 100 RsBI. None of the replacement Keanu Reeves (players) is as good as Holliday, but with all of them combined (Dunn + whatever good prospects you’d get for 6 years at a discount price), you have something more valuable than but one Big Daddy. You've got future talent and a Big Donkey.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Q: Are we not men? A: We are Clint Barmes!

There is a Rockies shortstop that has been inhuman this year. And I don’t mean that they are a major asshole, or a private asshole (Spaceballs! Woo!). I mean that they played superior to their human abilities. Is it Troy Tulowitzki? No. Omar Quintanilla? Jamey Carroll? Aaron Miles? Desi Relaford? No. No. No. No. It’s Clinton Barmes—of deer meat infamy.

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It looks like April 2005 every time Barmes comes up to the plate. Whenever Kenny Chesney’s “Back Where I Come From” chimes on in the Coors Field loudspeakers, I can feel the buzz of Sin City, while I, in my nerdiness, eagerly await Palindromes. It hearkens back to some unknown, who projected as a utility infielder, rocking the baseball world (or the world within the state of Colorado).

Then there was that fateful deer. It viciously attacked Barmes, causing him to trip, fall down the stairs, and break his collarbone. After the deer intentionally destroyed his collarbone, Barmes lived in fear of that deer. When he looked up at the pitcher from home plate, he saw it with bright red eyes, snorting fire/smoke. The fear inevitably caused him to blow at hitting—for about 700 plate appearances.

This year, however, Barmes is fuckin’ shit up old school with a line as such: .357/.393/.565/.958. For a shortstop (well, for just about any position) that line is ridiculous; ridiculous to the tune of a .314 EqA. Barmes is also ranked 26th in all of baseball in VORP, despite having 60-70 fewer plate appearances than most of the people ahead of him. He has been one of the Rockies’ most valuable hitting commodities, after Matt Holliday and Garrett Atkins, respectively.

Will has raking and rakishness last? I guess we’ll see. It doesn’t really bode well for Barmes, though. His career minor league line: .285/.342/.421/.763. That’s not very good. That’s not even close to comparable to what he has done thus far this season. Could he overachieve past his minor league numbers? It’s possible. Matt Holliday did it (minor league OPS: .777, major league OPS: .935), but Matt Holliday is a special case.

There is something else to note. Clint Barmes’ BABIP right now is .394. This means that Barmes is getting lucky. Sometime soon some of those hits that have been dropping aren’t going to drop anymore. Barmes also doesn’t take a lot of walks. So it’s a good bet that Barmes’ OBP will soon plummet to league average or possibly lower.

It is possible that he’ll have some crazily improbable year that goes against physics, but that’s about as likely as the new Star Trek movie being good, and it has some jerk not named Shatner playing Captain James Tiberius Kirk (that’s right, I’m a nerd and I’m not ashamed to admit it). It would be great for the Rockies and for Barmes if he could keep it going, but somehow I can’t believe that Barmes will continue to perform about as well as Chipper Jones has for his entire career. Call me a pessimist if you like. Might as well enjoy the ride while it lasts though.


Today's Random Quote:

"Whoo-wee. Shut my mouth. Slap your grandma. There outta be a law. Get the Sheriff on the phone. Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on that honky tonk badonkadonk?" Trace Adkins in hit song "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Monday, May 5, 2008

Rockies Minor League Report: For Posterity’s Sake

Are the kids alright? Or are they like those kids in the 1995 horror-film Kids (AIDS is a scary monster too)? Well, it is how it always is—the duality of man falls short (i.e. it’s a mixed bag). Some good. Some bad. Some fluffy?

At the beginning of the year, most rated the Rockies farm system around 10th in baseball, plus or minus 3 or 4. They cited how last year’s World Series run depleted a lot of the big prospects in the farm system and they didn’t have another wave of prospects ready to follow. Perhaps they were right. Maybe the last wave was humongiganticumental, in the vain of Big Wednesday. Did Garey Busey hold his head in the oven for too long? Maybe. There are a few notable prospects left down there… down there somewhere… down… there… some… where…where…


Colorado Springs Sky Sox

Where… whoopsies. Key prospects and performers stuck in the hellish city of Colorado Springs:

Ian Stewart – He was killing the ball, looking like he did in A-ball, but he apparently lost his vision on April 28th because he hasn’t got on base even once since then (and he’s struck out 12 times over that span). He has also somehow managed to make 9 errors, which is like Miguel Cabrera bad. Or Derek Jeter when the ball is hit to his left bad. Right now, it’s looking like not trading Every Day Atkins was a good plan.

Greg Reynolds – He has had a Wyld year so far, sometimes pitching like a Stallyn (1 and 2 runs in 7 and 8 IP), sometimes like Jorge De La Rosa (7 ER in 4 IP). Given his career minor league WHIP before this year (1.07), his decent control (2.09 BB/9), his bowling ball fastball, his yellow snapdragon curveball and the comparisons to Chien-Ming Wang, Reynolds should be fine.

Other players – Seth Smith is putting up a scary OBP (.427), but isn’t driving the ball (.406 slugging percentage). Joe Koshansky is flat spanking the ball (.397 OBP, .561 SLG). Unheralded center field prospect Christopher Frey is gittin-r-done (.904 OPS, better than Billiam Taveras?). Veteran pitchers Josh Towers and Victor Zambrano are pitching awfully awful. And Juan Morillo has—count ‘em—18 walks in 8.2 IP. That’s not even funny; that’s sad.

Tulsa Drillers

George Frazier’s fellow Oklahomans with notable performances so far:

Chris Nelson – Yikes! This guy was a number 1 pick (thanks Dan and point your fingers to the sky ). He had a halfway decent year last year, but not this year. He has .622 OPS and has made 13 gosh darn frickin’ errors. To quote Bill Shakespeare: “What the golly gosh is going on there, champ?” (That’s from Hamlet Act IV Scene 3, if you want to check) This guy is bombing in Oklahoma (too soon?).

Dexter Fowler – I can’t wait until this guy’s “graceful” stride is replacing William Taveras’ utterly insane outfield routes. By all scouts' accounts, Fowler is a ballerina in the outfield (that’s good right?). He can hit too (.825 OPS, which is pretty good for a center fielder).

Brandon Hynick – This guy looked like the next Greg Maddux in that he has never walked anybody in his entire life (slight exaggeration). This year, his walks are up, his strikeouts are down and he seems to be getting bit by the BABIP bug. So there is hope that the BABIP will revert to the mean and he’ll make the adjustment to AA-ball. I think he’s just off to slow start and is getting adjusted; sort of like Reynolds (he’s made three straight quality starts).

Casey Weathers – For some reason Mr. Rockies GM (who shall remain nameless) decided, along with his co-conspirators, to use an 8th overall pick last year for a reliever, when there were many other good, non-relievers available (James Simmons, Sean Doolittle—sorry, I’m also an A’s fan). On the value chart for players, reliever falls near the bottom of the 25-man roster. Relievers should not be picked in the first round, and I say this as a huge Huston Street fan. That being said, Weathers is doing relatively well. He has a 1.54 ERA, but he has walked a few too many and is giving up a suspiciously low amount of hits. So for now, I reserve judgment on him as a player, but not on his selection of 8th overall.

Other players of note – The two second baseman who make Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez—Corey Wimberley (who has Cody Hawkins-esque stature) and Eric Young Jr. (yes, he’s that Eric Young’s son)—are putting up OBPs over .400, which would be a handy thing for the Rockies right now. EY Jr. is even making legit hits (.506 SLG), but alas, he is injured. Matt Miller, who is really old (25), is hitting well (.902 OPS). 23-year-old Adam Bright is relieving well (0.96 WHIP). Here’s hoping he’s on the fast track to the Rockies bullpen.

Modesto Nuts

Heh, heh... Nuts:

Michael McKenry – This guy destroyed the ball last year—destroyed—but he’s 23 and in A-ball, which doesn’t make him all that prospect-y. He is also not hitting this year at all (.674 OPS). I don’t want the ship to sail on him yet, but it isn’t looking good. And there was so much hope.

Other players of note – The nuts have a surprisingly small number of “big-name” prospects. The cliff notes on the team, though, are that nobody is hitting and everybody is pitching. Infrequently discussed 20-year-old Aneury Rodriguez is dominating. He’s striking out a lot, walking few and not giving up home runs. Also, some guy I have never heard of (and I pay a pathetic amount of attention to the Rockies farm system) named William (or Billy) Harris is Jean-Claude Van Damme-in-Bloodsport-dominating high-A ball. The Rockies picked him in the 25th round last year (ahem… where relievers should be selected) and since, he has struck 75 people per inning (slight exaggeration) and walked none (slight exaggeration as well). What he really has done this year—30 K’s, 5 BB’s, 1HR in 18.1 IP! This nasty hurler should be in the Rockies pen right now. He’s better than half the guys out there right now… combined! Like the dramatic ellipses?

The Low-Low Teams:

2007 second-rounder Brian Rike is enacting the Wrath of Khan on the ball (go Star Trek!) with a .935 OPS and is supposed to be a prototypical right fielder. Fellow 2007 second-rounder Darin Holcomb is also Metallica-ing the ball (i.e. rocking) with a .997 OPS. Jhoulys Chacin and Cory Riordan (another member of the 2007 draft class) are striking guys out and putting up WHIPs around 1.00. The 157th contributing member of the 2007 draft class, Connor Graham, is doing well too (2.25 ERA, but high number of walks). Yet another 2007-er Joey Williamson, as well as 2006 4th rounder Craig Baker, are making Asheville’s bullpen daunting. Ok, the 2007 draft class is looking pretty loaded and there might be a few gems in the 2006 class. Maybe in a few years the Rockies will once again have a vaunted farm system. Now, if it could only translate to major league wins…

Note:

Drunkest or craziest color commentator in the big leagues, George Frazier, has a son in the Rockies farm system. He was terrible (2.15 WHIP) for the Casper Ghosts, of glow-in-the-dark hat fame. He has been reassigned spectrally to the Ghosts for this year. Let's all hope he has a phantasmal year in the name of his mustacheioed father.

Today’s Random Quote:

“No one ever asked me to find anything they didn't want dead.” – Michael Madsen in the 1995 all-time classic Species

One more time... Wow.