Week 4 Preview: Broncos at Chiefs

Shit, I forgot to do this and I only have 10 minutes before I need to head in to work. Alright, here's the Cliffs Notes version of what's going to happen in tomorrow's AFC West SHOWDOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN (imagine the "Sunday Sunday Sunday!" guy saying it.)

1. Jay Cutler will throw for, I dunno, a million yards.

2. Brandon Marshall will catch 900, 986 of said yards.

3. The defense will hold strong by only allowing a point total in the 20s, which in all fairness, is the best we can hope for even against a team like the Chefs, I mean, Chiefs.

4. We'll have a back rush for 100 yards. Which one will it be? Tune in and find out for yourself, lazy bones!

5. Shanahan will be even more tan.

6. We won't need the benefit of a missed field goal, or blown call, or act of Elway this week.

Score: Broncos 41, Chiefs 24