20 Things I Enjoy More Than Watching the Broncos Right Now

I'm not going to dignify the Broncos' Week 12 effort with a detailed, analytical response.

Therefore, here are a list of things I enjoy more than watching the Broncos lose in a frustratingly embarrassing manner:

1. Creed
2. High School Musical
3. Watching Roseanne sing the National Anthem
4. Brett Favre
   
5. Shotgunning Natty Light
6. The New York Yankees
7. Passing a kidney stone
8. Sitting through a Wagnerian opera
9. Reading a Jane Austen novel
10. Romantic comedies starring Matthew McConaughey
11. MTV
12. Vomiting
13. Standing in line at the DMV
14. Getting kicked in the groin
15. Watching The Vagina Monologues with Andrew Dice Clay
16. Getting stuck in rush-hour traffic
17. Hunting with Dick Cheney
18. Drinking the water in Mexico
19. Frank TV commercials
20. An evening with Pacman Jones

Those are just a few of the things I enjoy more than watching the Broncos lose the way they did yesterday.